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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

A nice bloke he seemed, but a crook he is

To start of here, i'll first introduce the beings living around me. First, we have this guy from China with a tall and big build , another guy from Sarawak whom is my match. These people are quite nice, friendly and helpful. But we also have a black sheep, the rogue, thief, crook or whatever you want to call him. This menace, an Indon disrupted our peace and harmony. This nice housemate of ours contributed a lot to the house, not by donating or helping us to clean up. In fact, he helped us dirty the house with filth and dirt. As an inefficient thief, he took our biscuits, soap, washing detergent and even a whole CHUNK of meat??!! What else? He was even stupid enough to take the last two pieces of my Tim Tam and leave the box and wrappings in the fridge. Can it be deduced that all Indons are stupid?

Of late, we have his cousin over here and in fact appearances are deceiving. A nice bloke he seemed, but a crook he is. He talks with a soft tone and looks quite polite, drive a nice sports car a parks in my sight. BUT, my perception towards him changed completely yesterday. He drinks, smokes and what else he does i know not and wish not to know. The worst of them all, he has spent two nights together with this indon housemate of mine, doing what i do not know, but if they are really sleeping, how are they to sleep on a single bed which is even too small for a person?? Or could it be that the both of them are....??? i dunno :P The worst part is that they had a "smoking party" right in his room which caused the whole house to be stinking with tobacco, nicotine, carbon monoxide and whatever rubbish there is in a cigarette. It was lucky that i borrowed a can of air refreshener from my nice neighbour to spray around the house. Although i hated the smell, it was the least i could do to cover up the smoke which was many times worse. Anyway all in his "smoking party" were Indons besides his GF who's a japanese. Why do this people smoke when they know of the dangers of smoking and that a pack of cigarettes cost a whopping 10 AUD? It could be the fact that Indons are always that stupid, ridiculous, irrational, inane, dumb, dim-witted or any other word that describes them as being an idiot.

Then, I still remember during my second week here, Mr. Indon was kind enough to have his gf over for the night. What the both of them did in my room i know and maybe you would but if you dont you could. Anyway, she comes over occasionally and in his room they make a lot of noises together, disrupting our peaceful sleep (I dont sleep so early by the way so i knew what they were doing :P)

Now i have one little question in mind besides conjecturing of his (or Indon's) stupidity :P
What is his sexual orientaion?? I wonder...

p.s. I am not being racist, just that most indons I come across are just like that

30 Comments:

At 11 May, 2005 22:05, Blogger sjune said...

the most indons.....refering to ur maids i guess

anyway,link me to ur blog,get a flooble chatbox for urself,

and happy blogging

regards,

mom.

 
At 21 May, 2005 00:15, Blogger raptor_ravenlord said...

poor ol' panda living down under...nvm, next time he annoys u, go 'borrow' his gf n hv some fun :D

 
At 21 May, 2005 02:28, Blogger w Y said...

I dont want and wont want second handed goods

will just pollute my innocent and pure self :P:P

 
At 22 May, 2005 22:19, Blogger sjune said...

haha.....try borrowing her from him

he'll not be the only one who wanna chop off ur head ;)

janganlah cari daughter yang no three no four (translate to chinese) for me......

carilah yang sweet and cute one...hem hem......

 
At 22 May, 2005 22:25, Blogger sjune said...

oops,i mean daughter in law

 
At 23 May, 2005 04:13, Blogger CW TAN said...

for wey yen's standards, cari cute and innocent

 
At 23 May, 2005 22:37, Blogger raptor_ravenlord said...

cari rentai

 
At 23 May, 2005 22:43, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha hmmm... cute and innocent.. kewl.. then i'll have a sis-in-law.. bout that indon.. juz ignore him.. unless u can kick him out of the house? keke... =p

-='sis'=-

 
At 24 May, 2005 01:03, Blogger w Y said...

no thank you....

baru tak mahu 10 feet and jupiters that will cause a flood :P

 
At 24 May, 2005 01:06, Blogger Tan Sri said...

I thought is was 11 feet and two suns..that will cause a tsunami ?

 
At 24 May, 2005 01:09, Blogger w Y said...

walaueh....

since when did he upgrage to such a :O size?

dangerous rentai is

 
At 24 May, 2005 01:11, Blogger Tan Sri said...

one size is one's own matter, interfere we shall not...
leave him in peace we shall
although y was he offered hmmm?

 
At 24 May, 2005 01:14, Blogger w Y said...

offered he was by unca teoh

long time partners they were

but separated now?

 
At 24 May, 2005 01:17, Blogger Tan Sri said...

talking weird we are ...

on what reason did they seperate?

hmmmm.... clouded the force is.... the dark times come....

 
At 24 May, 2005 01:23, Blogger w Y said...

ask unca teoh we have to

for the force forsees not

about indon the topic was

why speaking of rentai's inches are we?

 
At 24 May, 2005 01:24, Blogger Tan Sri said...

offtopic we always are.. no matter here or tz

but certain things we should not noe...
too gruesome it might be

leave it at that shall we?

 
At 24 May, 2005 08:39, Blogger CW TAN said...

hmmmm..... 1st and foremost, i dun have 10 feet.

2ndly, y on earth is master yoda tansri, and master yoda panda having a conversation about my thing???

 
At 24 May, 2005 17:55, Blogger sjune said...

wei tan sri

ajar buruk anak saya janganlah

(or mebe he aint that innocent all this while?)

 
At 29 May, 2005 21:42, Blogger raptor_ravenlord said...

distance our separation caused

not posted for a long time panda has

damn cool n great Star Wars: Republic Commando is

link to your blog can i?

 
At 31 May, 2005 07:11, Blogger CW TAN said...

another dead blog????

 
At 31 May, 2005 16:49, Blogger sjune said...

laziness of my son killed this blog of his :P

 
At 31 May, 2005 20:16, Blogger w Y said...

to my blog link you may

dead this blog is not

sleeping it is

cold winter nights enjoying it is

soon a new entry published will be

 
At 31 May, 2005 21:36, Blogger raptor_ravenlord said...

old i will be when new post appears

die of old age in the swamps of dagobah i do not want to

 
At 04 June, 2005 01:20, Blogger lynn said...

a nice housemate u got dere ...

how did he end up being ur housemate in d first place ?

jz give him a piece of ur mind ..

aint dat wat mr.panda is great at ?

lynn#

 
At 08 June, 2005 01:16, Blogger w Y said...

it was allocated by the school...

if i could allocate myself i would choose to be with other people...


and maybe some meat of a fren of mine will help do the job? ;)

 
At 08 June, 2005 01:56, Blogger Tan Sri said...

wat kind of meat? kangaroo?

 
At 08 June, 2005 01:58, Blogger w Y said...

nolah

the meat from a species known as Phallio longitus

 
At 08 June, 2005 02:00, Blogger Tan Sri said...

oh..... obi^10 wan

 
At 08 June, 2005 02:03, Blogger w Y said...

obi wan?

he is also a part of the Phallio longitus species?

 
At 08 June, 2005 02:14, Blogger Tan Sri said...

according to liquid networks or soemting, obi wan means big schlong

 

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